Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s earall my years of blogging have led me to this moment i can officially close now
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
I’d like one ticket to Swagville please
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
Take a moment to look at this picture and realize how fucking good it really is.
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